How to Build the Perfect Sofa Fort
November 21, 2016
It’s nearing the end of the year, an angry racist Orange blob is set to take over the White House, and you haven’t even THOUGHT about any of your Christmas shopping. Don’t worry, we want to hide from the world right now too. That’s why we’re sharing our tips for the perfect blanket/pillow fort. We’ve fine-tuned the perfect recipe. First:
FIND THE PERFECT COUCH
AND LOTS OF CHAIRS AND STOOLS
HUNT DOWN A BUNCH OF PILLOWS….
AND EVERY BLANKET AND THROW IN THE HOUSE
WORK OUT A GAME PLAN
DON’T BE AFRAID TO TAKE THINGS TO THE NEXT LEVEL
There’s no such thing as thinking too big.
ENLIST A FRIEND
A blanket fort is best enjoyed with company. Who else is going to play Connect 4 with you?
AND DON’T FORGET THE SNACKS
Now go forth and solve your problems like adults! (Fun fact: Adults who want to hide from the world in a cosy blanket cubby house still count as adults.)